hospitalised

i was trolling my sister this morning. kononnya i got admitted to the hospital. hahaha. it's a funny story actually. but if you're in my shoes, you might find the pain is a lot funnier (pokerface)

ok. the story begins with last saturday when i went to my sis house. it was not that long journey pon but then dah sampai serdang, i find that my back hurts so effing much. kat pinggang, tapi sebelah kiri je. yeap memang macam orang tua. at first ingatkan just lenguh biasa because of the long hour driving. but then melarat hari ke hari and i find it hard to tunduk (even to dress myself after shower ye hahaha)

and pagi ni memang sakit teramat gila so after mandi letak la yoko-yoko tu. tak rasa apa pon kat tempat pinggang means memang sakit la tempat tu, sebab yoko-yoko tu effing panas kalau letak kat tempat tak de sengal-sengal ni. try la (please dont)

then pergi laa sidai kain kat veranda belakang rumah. then tetiba .................. terbersin. haachumm!
PAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.
tulang gua patah beb. hahahaha. tak. ini exaggerate lagi.

lepas papppp tu menjerit panggil mak and i cant stand still, berpaut macam orang gila kat pintu grill (not sure the right usage of this word ; grill)

mak pon berlari tak jadi pergi beli sayur kat lori sayur and she thought that i was having a muscle cramp. IT IS NOT.
i cant walk. lepas dah calm myself down. baru lah boleh jalan sikit-sikit. so mak pon called my dad asked him to left work and send us to hospital.

he arrived home. and i believe it took more than 10 minutes to get me in the car. siap dia jatuhkan seat depan tu untuk i baring uols but unfortunately susah nak duduk and i end up duduk kat back seat je hahahaha. dia sempat gelakkan gua yang sakit-sakit ni then gua gelak balik cakap "janganlah gelak sakit tahu?!"

so. this is some sort of emergency kot? and we rush to emergency punya tempat tu, GILA KAU NAK SURUH AKU AMEK NOMBOR, SAKIT MACAM NI?!

then describe la what happenggg.

the nurse and my mom were discussing about giving me what type of painkiller and i heard "oih janganlah"  "sakit tu" "kalau aku, aku tak nak"

finally lepas gua macam dah mengamuk and lip sync "MAK CEPAT SIKIT BOLEH TAK SAKIT GILA NI" that nurse pon cucuk laa painkiller at my ontot. it is awesome you know. rasa kebas tempat sakit and breezy berangin-angin macam mint lol.

the hospital bed is kinda comfy actually (even i know the fact ramai dah baring situ, well they change the bed sheet laa)

then the doctor masuk check on me, the doctor wear mask and she sounds like she knows me well. actually yeah she knows me, she is one of my sister punye good friend at primary school dulu. i was alone that time coz mak went out to 7e ; get me something to eat as i didnt take my breakfast and i need to eat something takut-takut i got gastric, and she asked me to chew 2 pills (ubat gastric). she said i have to sebab dah cucuk painkiller tadi (means that painkiller boleh mendatangkan gastric hahaha gua pon tak paham). ok proceed.

next pit stop is x-ray. dapat naik wheelchair and pass by semua orang yang dok pandang gua. ini perasaan yang hebat sekali and gua giggle a lot sambil melihat keindahan alam kiri dan kanan hospital.

ada sikit awkward masa x-ray. people find it common kot kalau different gender attendant yang layan. errr but i find it awkward coz he mention words like "bra" "kancing bra" "besi bra" LOL THIS IS AWK... WARD... and he asked me to lift up my bra ke atas. well guys, i think i need to share this with you, if someday korang berhadapan such thing, memang korang actually boleh demand for female attendant. bukan la demand, but ask them ada staff wanita tak. ye, mereka faham. i should do the same sebenarnya but tak tau pulak at that time boleh ask for female attendant. he's my mom punya kawan satu hospital lagi pon, errr so hadap je la.

dah x-ray, the doctor said my bone (err or muscle something like that) supposed to bend a bit but that tulang turn out to be lurus (a bit je)

then ambik ubat pulak kat kaunter. that mak cik said to me dengan nada yang sangat kasar "orang muda sakit macam orang tua" what the eff man, meh aku seliuhkan pinggang kau, rasa tak rasa laa sakit orang tua ke tak. i curse the same thing masa dalam kereta on the way back home.

balik rumah, rest je, baring the whole day. makan ubat and mak urut my back, pinggang ke bawah. it was nice but it hurts soooooo much. tapi sedap. then tidur. future bro in law called me wishing get well soon etc. i cant remember much sebab tengah mamai hohoho.

my best bud datang bawak pavlova. love you so much babe! sis is home jugak. now nak mandi. thanks for those yang text me wishing for the nice thing - to feel and get well soon!

err btw i saw a dead body dalam ER tadi. it was a guy, jatuh pokok manggis. hurm. may he rest in peace.